"Blessing The Food"

There is this athiest swimming in the ocean

     All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water

      So he starts swimming towards his boat as he 

                  looks back he sees the shark turn and heads towards

                 him.His boat is along ways off so he starts swimming

        like crazy he is scared to death and as he turns

           He sees the jaws of the great white beast opening

             revealing his teeth in horrific splendor.The Athiest 

screams "Oh God Save Me"

              In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines

              Down from above the man is motionless in the water

                When he here the voice of God say.You are an athiest

                     Why do you call upon me when you don't believe in me?

            The Athiest in confussion knowing he could not lie.

     He replies hell that is true I don't believe in you

                   But how about the shark? Can you make him believe in 

              you?

               The Lord replies as you wish and the light retreaded 

                      back into the heavens and the water begin to move again

     As the Athiest looks back he can see the shark

             Than all of a sudden the shark stops and pulls back

                   Shocked as the man looks at the beast as he closes his

   eyes,bow his head and says "Thank you Lord"

     "For this food i'm about to recieved"